JOKES

# A husband and a wife are like two wheels of a vehicle. If one gets punctured, the vehicle can`t move any further
Moral: Always keep a spare wheel!

# Banta : I am getting married next week.
Santa : Congratulations!!
Banta: Don`t bring a gift. Just bring someone to marry me!

# Gal: Do you have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says,`To the only boy I ever loved!`
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them

# Teacher: You call your mother as mum. What will you call your mother's younger sister and elder sister?
Santa: So simple, I will call them minimum and maximum.

# Jeeto : Are you sure you love me and no one else?
Santa : Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday!

# Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say that she's no good!

# Hairdresser: That man has so much dandruff. Let`s give him Head and Shoulders.
Blonde: How do you give shoulders?

# English Teacher : Do you know the importance of a period?
Kid:" Yeah , once my sister said she has missed one ,my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack and our driver ran away."

# Santa: Banta! There's a bomb in my garden!
Banta: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.

# After finishing MBBS Santa started his practice. He checked first patient`s eyes, tongue and ears with a torch and finally says : Torch is okay.